Saturday, December 20, 2008

Bear Grylls

I am going to apply for survivor. I am totally addicted to this show and I desperately want to prove that I can last in the wildnerness while acting like a backstabbing middle schooler. I sent out a survey to one hundred of my closest friends that asked...

how would you describe me?

A. ray of sunshine in an otherwise dreary world
B. Sexy traitor
C. petty and verbally abusive
D. plays well with others
E. intelligence of a kick board

Sexy traitor was the number one choice followed closely by petty and verbally abusive. While the results were incredibly hurtful, I realized that success in survivor hinges on both of these traits. I was born for this show and it's time for this bear to leave the comfort of the hundred acre wood and get back to his no-t shirt wearing primal days. Getting away from piglet won't hurt either. I hate that stupid androgynous thing. Anyway, the next step is to make a video that shows why I would be an excellent survivor, so if you have any ideas, shoot them my way.

2 comments:

mrzagata said...

you could document your willingness to poop anywhere

Rural Girl said...

Are you serious?.....One can never tell!