Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Vanity. Isn't that what blogging is about?

Hey Chorizos.

A few things worth noting.

-Saw a vanity plate that read "HOUSELF" which I can only take to be in reference to the magical little creatures from Harry Potter. This is amazing on several levels. The first being the creativity of putting this on a vanity plate. I don't think I would have come up with HOUSELF as a potential license plate if given 4 months. Second, the driver looked like a swollen ZZ Top. Incredible red beard and incredible girth. Third, ZZ top is so stupid to pay for this.

-I think I just got a job with godiva. Pretty dope but I think I am going to leave the country. You may be asking "BUT JP....what's cooler than free chocolate for an undetermined amount of time?" ME... that's what. Mr. Rooney has been after me ever since he figure out that I'm so cool I make Ferris Bueller look like the kid who stays near the bathroom at school dances. Kidding bros. Ferris Bueller is a righteous dude.

-Finally, go read a CS Lewis book. He is a bit of a writer. That's going to be my vanity plate CSLEWIS. I wish I could include INTHEHOUSE because he so is. Too many letters.

Adios Sausages.


Anonymous said...

Leaving the country? Where and/or what are you doing?

Caitlin said...

If you could have a vanity plate that said CSLEWIS INTHETENT you could include both of our interests and favorite books, but CS Lewis wouldn't be allowed in the red tent because he's a man. NO BOYS ALLOWED.

Anonymous said...

if i ghost wrote for p. diddy he'd at least have better flow than in press play.

also, you're for sure gonna get fat on godiva, little sausage finger.