Bunnies and Metallica

So yesterday I absolutely smashed it. I ended biking 3 times for a total of about 2.5 hrs… commute plus big gear effort. I then swam pretty hard and went to the gym. I felt gutted by 10pm and slept like the dead. (I almost made a dead celebrity joke but I am learning restraint)

I planned on a long aerobic sleep session but it had to be cut short because I guess I am not trained for it. I woke up at 5:50 had some coffee, eggs, and chocolate and hopped on the bike with the goal of roughly 40 miles.
I was really steady and worked consistently through the whole ride. I can put my stamp on that ride.

Some weird crap I saw/ thought about….
I came upon a bunny in the middle of the road. It was next to a fallen comrade. I thought, “AW, cute he is mourning”… then I saw his paws were soaked in blood and his little whiskers twitched as he munched on his bunny compadre. Sick bastards. I should have known they were more depraved given their sexual habits. Lesson learned.

Think Peter Rabbit is cute? Take a look at his soul

I also was pondering Metallica while riding. I was thinking they should be the voice of the society. Forget voting. What does Metallica think. For example, President Obama should be heeding sage wisdom such as, “Bow down /Surrender unto me/ Submit infectiously /Sanctify your demons” or “Yeah, musha rain dum a doo, dum a da, ha, yeah/ Whack for my daddy, oh/ Whack for my daddy, oh/ There's whiskey in the jar, oh” ….

Bottom line is that shit is profound.

Obama's new cabinet... the US will thank me.

Also, a lot of people think Kale is the bomb or something. Wrong. I ate a ton of it and almost immediately, I had gas that smelled like I had ingested roadkill skunk. Be careful with Kale. It’ll give you diabolical GASSSSSSSSSSS. That’s also a metallica lyric.