I want a spray for the smely feets of Mr. Severin because all the times he take hes shoes every kid die of the smely shoes of Mr. Severin. and if you don't give that spray to Mr. Severin I will vomit.
This is a direct copy of a letter to Santa from one of my students. In my defense, I had to re wear my socks at the end of a laundry cycle. I thought the vomit comment was hilarious.